Saturday, October 31, 2015

Will Klopp haunt Mourinho at Stamford Bridge this Halloween?

Champions in crisis: Chelsea and Juventus are both in choppy waters and must avoid dangerous obstacles on Halloween.

Paulo Dybala is struggling to live up to the hype at Juventus - might it be time to call back Andrea Pirlo and Carlos Tevez to teach him how it should be done?

Sheffield Wednesday left Arsenal battered & bruised as the Gunners lost key players to injury in their League Cup defeat to the Championship outfit

Tuesday, October 27, 2015

Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich is prepared to sack Jose Mourinho in two weeks if results do not improve

We are the champions! Hat-trick hero Luis Suarez says Barcelona's victory over Eibar proved why they are the Spanish champions

Here's Jose! The Chelsea boss has lost his cool again after being sent to the stands as the Blues lost at West Ham

Jose Mourinho feels he is shown no respect by the media, and has vowed to stop being funny in a bid to get people talking about football again.

Count Von Count Benitez

Jurgen Klopp's Anfield debut did not go quite to plan as Liverpool registered 35 shots against Rubin Kazan but could only find the net once against the 10-men.

Oh, Cristiano! After missing two free-kicks against PSG, Ronaldo has now only scored from two of his last 88 attempts!

Petr Cech rescues Arsenal as Jose Mourinho is left feeling blue over a referee...

After a summer of links with Arsenal, Karim Benzema reveals he found the rumours hilarious as he has no intention of leaving Real Madrid

Neymar does the Nae Nae dance and throws himself a party after scoring four for Barcelona against Rayo Vallecano

Inter vs Juve 2015

Saturday, October 17, 2015

Shayk it off! Supermodel Irina looks on as Madrid legend Raul crowns Cristiano as Real's all-time leading goalscorer

Mesut Ozil has been accused of "disappearing" completely in games - now you see him, now you don't!

Jerome Boateng kneels to accept Sammer's best defender crown... would he be on his backside if Messi was presenting the award?

Down The Blower: Chelsea players launch their phones as Mourinho barks orders in a bid to circumvent his stadium ban

Robin van Persie's own goal confirmed Netherlands's failure to qualify for Euro 2016 just over a year since he starred in their run to the World Cup semi-finals.

In the warm up to the clash with Chile, Peruvian fans cast a hex on Alexis Sanchez in the hopes the forward will be slowed to the pace of a tortoise!

Bale and Ramsey with Wales at Euro 2016

 Bale and Ramsey with Wales cartoon
Gareth Bale and Aaron Ramsey are heading to France after helping Wales qualify for Euro 2016

David Silva joined the list of high-profile players to suffer injuries on international duty, with Mario Gotze, Karim Benzema and Sergio Aguero all already sidelined in the past seven days.

Jurgen Klopp playing Heavy Metal

Jurgen Klopp playing Heavy Metal cartoon
Jurgen Klopp arrives at Liverpool - will we be getting 'heavy metal' football from the Reds with the German in charge?

Jordan shock Australia to lead World Cup qualifying group.

Absence of many South America stars from the World Cup qualifications

Zlatan Ibrahimovic reveals he is in talks to release a movie about himself

THIS. IS. ANFIIIIIELD! John Henry Sparta-kicks Brendan Rodgers out of Merseyside, with Jurgen Klopp and Carlo Ancelotti both tipped to take over

Record Breakers! Cristiano Ronaldo broke Pauleta's Portugal record, now Zlatan has broken the striker's all-time leading scorer tally for Paris Saint-Germain

Sergio Aguero joins Robert Lewandowski on another planet after scoring five goals in just 20 minutes against Newcastle United

Saturday, October 3, 2015

Keane v Vieira, pizza-gate - a brief history of Arsenal v Manchester United

Gianluigi Buffon was a surprise omission from the reported Ballon d'Or longlist, though Arsenal's hapless goalkeeper David Ospina was included

David Beckham made a blunder when he backed AC Milan to win the Champions League this season...even though they didn't qualify for any European football!

Wayne Rooney bows down to the new king of Manchester United's 18-yard box, crowned by Louis van Gaal: Juan Mata!

Arsene Wenger and Jose Mourinho see their Arsenal and Chelsea sides lose out to Olympiacos and Porto in the Champions League

More than 50,000 readers around the world voted Iker Casillas as UEFA Champions League's greatest ever goalkeeper

After the announcement that Casillas is UEFA Champions League's greatest ever goalkeeper, legendary Dutch goalkeeper Edwin van der Sar retweeted my cartoon on twitter, followed by a retweet from Casillas himself., Huffington Post (Spanish), O Jogo and Morocco World News wrote about the indecent.

Morgan Schneiderlin admits he has been forced to adapt to Louis van Gaal’s “strict” style

Bad day to Cristiano Ronaldo and Messi

Pele says he would have preferred to play for Arsenal over Chelsea

Arsenal still great with Alexis in goal and Cech up front, says Ranieri

Barcelona kicked off La Liga summit after Celta beating

Five-goal hero Robert Lewandowski stars for Bayern Munich

Messi to Ronaldo: Please kick it instead of me

Chelsea striker Diego Costa may have been more at home at the Rugby World Cup after his performance in the 2-0 win over Arsenal.