Tuesday, July 28, 2015

Blatter meets Platini in the Shower

Will Sergio Romero's arrival at Manchester United pave the way for David De Gea's departure?

Jose Mourinho has claimed Chelsea's Premier League rivals are trying to "buy" the title

Di Maria to Paris

Di Maria to Paris cartoon

Angel Di Maria failed to join up with his Manchester United team-mates on Saturday... could he be headed for the city of love?

Louis van Gaal will hope his Man Utd players can find the target better than he can find a hand to shake after a MUTV presenter snubbed his offer of handshake

MUTV presenter Stewart Gardner later on Twitter asked me for a printable version of the cartoon

Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger says he "panics" at the thought of retiring and has no plans to follow Sir Alex Ferguson out of the game just yet

Zlatan Ibrahimovic has dropped a hint that he could leave PSG, saying his future is in agent Mino Raiola's hands

Mario Balotelli provoked the ire of Liverpool fans everywhere by praising Manchester City new-boy Raheem Sterling on Twitter

Dr Sickmind Fried meets Luis Suarez

Sepp Blatter's first media briefing since announcing he would step down as Fifa president was overshadowed by a prankster who showered the controversial Swiss with fake bank notes

Tiger Woods loses his touch

Jose Mourinho has likened Chelsea wanting Paul Pogba to him wanting the Eiffel Tower in his back garden...

Sunday, July 19, 2015

Eid Fiter Mubarak 2015

Josep Maria Bartomeu has been re-elected as Barcelona president for the next six years after claiming 54.63% of the vote in Saturday's election

Kiko Casilla moves to Real Madrid in a money-saving move from the Spanish giants

Victor Valdes on his way out of Old Trafford after Van Gaal's explosive rant

Adios Casillas

Splash! Sterling swimming in cash following Man City move

Going, going, gone! No time for sentiment as Victor Valdes and Rafael aren't selected by Louis van Gaal for the club's pre-season tour of the US.

Serena Williams heads to win the ultimate slam at US Open

No love lost! Three football aces were sent packing over the weekend, as a teary Iker Casillas joined Bastian Schweinsteiger and Robin van Persie in moving clubs

Bastian Schweinsteiger becomes Louis van Gaal's latest marquee signing at Manchester United...

David Beckham stole the show at Wimbledon, catching a stray ball that flew into the crowd

Omar Sharif

Not content with a mere treble last season, Neymar is already dreaming of winning a sextuple with Barcelona

Arda Turan joins Barcelona

Raheem Sterling has missed Liverpool training after calling in sick with Manchester City keen to land the England international

Wednesday, July 8, 2015

One girl's Las Vegas trip took an unexpected turn when Cristiano Ronaldo found her lost phone, returned it and took her and her friends for dinner.

"When I was younger most people told me: 'Cristiano, you are a very talented player but you are too skinny.'"

Andrea Pirlo the latest superstar to join New York City FC

Noel Gallagher pulled no punches when asked about his thoughts on Zlatan Ibrahimovic: “This guy is a f***ing idiot. He is like my brother, he talks a lot but can’t back it up. Cool tattoos and a big mouth."

Mad Messi attacking Higuain who lose chances

Lionel Messi once again missed out on silverware with Argentina as Chile won the Copa America on penalties.

'He invited us to eat at his house many times; I really liked his kebab' - Diego Costa keen on reunion with Arda Turan at Chelsea

David De Gea arrives in Madrid for 'a rest'

Sepp Blatter says he has a 'clear conscience' amidst allegations of corruption and believes he will go to heaven

Gervinho’s move to Al Jazira fell through because his demands for a helicopter and private beach were not met, according to reports in Italy…